This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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