So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize