Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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