I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Be still, my beating vagina.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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