whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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