I feel great
I just peed on a car
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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