Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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