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  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:16am

    My thoughts exactly 10:36- or perhaps the good Captain-they're all sneaky bastards.

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:39am

    Ugly bitches need lovin too

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:13am

    That would be the power of alcohol, my good man.

  • 76 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:16am

    fuck you unknown error!!!

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:43am

    Use hemlock. Drinking's what got you into this in the first place.

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:52pm

    His name is José. José Cuervo.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:40am

    That asshole does that to me every night

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:42am

    The more you drink, the more beautiful women get. so i stay drunk.

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:33am

    It's called being sober :L

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:36am

    His name is Jose Cuervo....Or Maybe Johnny? Or Jack?

  • 64 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:55pm

    Actually, this isn't really true... Doesn't anyone remember that this was disproven like last year

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:06am

    that bastard's name is Whisky

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:39am

    Sorry about that man

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:22am

    hahahaha drink less, mufucka. or just invite me over instead. problem solved.

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:07pm

    Hahaha.... Oh wait! Shit....

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:40am

    fuck bitches get money

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:23pm

    It's you. And suicide is a sin

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:24am

    They see me trollin, they hatin'!

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:29am

    Suicide is not the answer!

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:21pm

    cant kill booze my friend.

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:16am

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Tequila is a nasty bitch.

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:19pm

    you already killed the bastard when you killed that bottle.

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:14am

    at least they still are chicks. I hope the bastard doesn't switch teams on you

  • 51 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:44pm

    Thanks for taking one for the team, you're definitely the MVP in our eyes!

  • 24 42
    Submitted by party654 on Dec 8, 11 at 1:17am

    Not Cpt. Morgan!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:05am

    Who cares what they look like in the morning?? Secretly take the money out of their purses and throw them the hell out of your house. Done.

  • 50 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:31am

    10:05AM had never done this because the closest he ever got to having a woman over was dressing a blow up doll in his mother's old clothes, naming her Sandy and pretending that she was his wife.

  • 16 36
    Submitted by friedbunnies on Feb 17, 12 at 8:18am

    That gent's name would be Jose Cuervo.