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  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:16am
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    My thoughts exactly 10:36- or perhaps the good Captain-they're all sneaky bastards.

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:43am
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    Use hemlock. Drinking's what got you into this in the first place.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:39am
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    Ugly bitches need lovin too

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:13am
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    That would be the power of alcohol, my good man.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:16am
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    fuck you unknown error!!!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:52pm
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    His name is José. José Cuervo.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:40am
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    That asshole does that to me every night

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:40am
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    fuck bitches get money

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:06am
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    that bastard's name is Whisky

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:42am
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    The more you drink, the more beautiful women get. so i stay drunk.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:36am
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    His name is Jose Cuervo....Or Maybe Johnny? Or Jack?

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:55pm
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    Actually, this isn't really true... Doesn't anyone remember that this was disproven like last year

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:33am
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    It's called being sober :L

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:16am
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    I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Tequila is a nasty bitch.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:22am
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    hahahaha drink less, mufucka. or just invite me over instead. problem solved.

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:21pm
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    cant kill booze my friend.

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:39am
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    Sorry about that man

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:29am
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    Suicide is not the answer!

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:19pm
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    you already killed the bastard when you killed that bottle.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 9:07pm
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    Hahaha.... Oh wait! Shit....

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 10:05am
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    Who cares what they look like in the morning?? Secretly take the money out of their purses and throw them the hell out of your house. Done.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:14am
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    at least they still are chicks. I hope the bastard doesn't switch teams on you

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:31am
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    10:05AM had never done this because the closest he ever got to having a woman over was dressing a blow up doll in his mother's old clothes, naming her Sandy and pretending that she was his wife.

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 11:24am
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    They see me trollin, they hatin'!

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:23pm
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    It's you. And suicide is a sin

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 12:44pm
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    Thanks for taking one for the team, you're definitely the MVP in our eyes!

  • 14 23
    Submitted by party654 on Dec 8, 11 at 1:17am
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    Not Cpt. Morgan!!!

  • 10 25
    Submitted by friedbunnies on Feb 17, 12 at 8:18am
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    That gent's name would be Jose Cuervo.