i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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