he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Someone signed my nipple.
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