.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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