Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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