Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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