good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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