..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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