Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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