Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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