You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its not stalking. its research.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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