I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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