just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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