Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I see more hoeing in ur future
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