You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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