i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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