my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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