At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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