Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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