Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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