YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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