is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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