in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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