why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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