That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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