kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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