found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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