she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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