i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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