i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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