i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm too high and old for this...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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