I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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