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So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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