so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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