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  • 96 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:18pm

    Bible paper rolls the best joints. I smoked all of Matthew mark Luke and John

  • 84 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:10pm

    you woulda been a hipster in 1957. now you're just a jackass who doesn't know what happened on p 71

  • 64 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:02pm

    Hahaha at least ya didn't roll it up and use it to snort a line of coke.

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:12pm

    Awesome. Kinda pretentious but awesome. I'm glad it wasn't with catcher in the rye...

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:09pm

    You're an idiot, not a hipster. Kerouac prized knowledge and books and you're destroying one. Go die.

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:12pm

    I don't know weather to praise you or punch you

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:24pm

    Ugh. Modern hipsters are nothing like the "angel headed hipsters" the beats wrote about. Hipsters now are nothing more than consumers caring about empty asthetics and no real boundary changes.

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:37pm

    oh dear god. no one should refer to themself as a hipster. EVER.

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:17am

    KEROUAC WAS NOT A HIPSTER, YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOT... HE WAS A BEATNIC, OUT OF THE RUCKSACK GENERATION. YOU'RE JUST A EMO KID WHO GREW UP IN THE SUBURBS, WHO HAS NO SELF IDENTITY, WHO FOREGOES BATHING AND WEARS REDICULOUS CLOTHES. IF UR GONNA SMOKE POT, LEAVE KEROUAC OUT OF IT... HE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC, NOT A POTHEAD!

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:28am

    In Soviet Russia, hipster feels like YOU!

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:54pm

    The only way this would be cool is if the OP was on his own trip across country with a copy of the book and some clothes. Otherwise the OP is trying way too hard.

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:53pm

    be hip or die mother fuckers!!1!1!!1!111!1!!!!!1

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:44pm

    Hipsters are even worse than people who wear Ed Hardey

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:19pm

    Seems to me like a book page would be thicker than one would want for a joint. Also, zig zags are super cheap. But whatever floats your boat.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:08pm

    All hipsters are pretentious fucks.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:16pm

    "You can't teach the old maestro a new tune." great book, not sure if smoking it was a good idea. unless it was one of those useless blank pages; then it doesn't matter :)

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:24pm

    Why do they say if you fall off a horse you should get back on? It didn't work for superman

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:26am

    kerouac wrote that book sitting on the john typing on TP while high on speed...me thinks he would be proud ;)

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:55pm

    "The prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines" -Jack Kerouac

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:21am

    1:03. You are correct, but Jack Kerouac wrote On The Road. Two very different books

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:39pm

    I'll praise you love

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:17pm

    @ 4:09, actually there's an edition of it (the one i have, for example) with thin paper. just sayin'

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:18pm

    Kerouac is way too awesome to be smoked; however, i'm not quite sure Kerouac would mind. He was pretty destructive of himself.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:06am

    Why do illiterate retards suddenly try to sound smart when they rationalize why they don't read.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:29am

    11:55 you SUCK and clearly cannot see the deep passion and frustration that Kerouac beautifully expresses in amazing writing all the while searching for himself and sadly not ever truly finding it just as most of us are.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:10pm

    you're why Kerouac turned into a reactionary douche before he died

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:48am

    if you feel like a hipster, you're not a hipster.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:44am

    (modern) Hipsters are just Emo Kids + 5 Years.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:19am

    oh 1:03, thanks for correcti--oh wait, it's "ON the Road," not "The Road." smartass.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:55pm

    kerouac was a banal writer eclipsed even by his misogynistic new yorker-style, establishment contemporaries, kerouac is to literature what 13 year old girls are to poetry and david lynch is to movies....self-indulgent to the point of absurdity

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:29pm

    9:24 family guy...try to be original

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:49am

    not a hipster, you just listen to weezer. or you wouldn't have phrased it that way.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:05am

    Lame. You should have made a bong from a PBR can like every other hipster.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:18am

    Someone please talk to me. -danielle

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:47pm

    I hope you choke to death

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:31am

    11:15 is a pretentious douche. Are you auditioning for a job with Pitchfork? Shit stain

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:03am

    um, The Road is by Cormac McCarthy.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:16pm

    kerouac wouldn't care as long as you got your kicks from it. he digs everyone, remember?

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:55pm

    That's probably the only thing that book is good for.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:16pm

    I'd go with praise.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:21pm

    Betcha a nickel this is from Cambridge... Hipster capital of the world.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:09pm

    @ 2:55 agreed, its a terrible book and kerouac is overrated. smoking a joint from a page of a book sounds like something a stupid hipster would try to do. way too thick for smoking.

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:08pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:26pm

    I've never felt more like setting someone on fire. A burning hipster is a bold statement isn't it?

  • 26 39
    Submitted by boolou on Aug 5, 11 at 7:58am

    Jack would have wanted it that way