What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You can't just leave with hair like that
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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