What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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