and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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