Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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