There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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