Don't you send me to vm
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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