he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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