I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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