I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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