Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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